If you had to say one sentence about yourself, why would it not be the following sentence?
"I think it's reasonable, uhhh, yeah I think it's reasonable that you call me Dr. Johnson. Oh and I do know what you should call me if I were to be knighted. Professor Sir Johnson. Hardy har har."
Welll I'll tell you why, becuase it makes you sound like a prick. I've never met anyone so so pretensious. You aren't that amazing, I highly doubt you will ever be knighted, and I don't want to be your Facebook friend anyway you British snob.
I think this article on the phenomenon sums it up nicely. People are people. Some people are intellectuals, some aren't. Don't spend an hour thinking up the most proper way to say... uhhh. napkin? No, rectahngle.
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It's a beautiful day, I'm going to go on a bike ride in the suspiciously autumn-like feelingtastingsmelling air. I feel great, and everything is going to be all right. Better than alright maybe.
